Too Weird for Small Talk V-Neck T-Shirt

A V-neck T-shirt featuring two deeply uncomfortable conversationalists sitting across from each other beneath “Too Weird for Small Talk.”

Some people are built for weather, traffic and polite updates. Others would rather skip directly to the strange theory, inappropriate question, existential detour or story that requires context. This one is for the second group.

Size & fit:
Please check the size chart before ordering. This is a lightweight V-neck T-shirt with a casual retail fit. If you are between sizes, consider sizing up.

Size chart:
Measurements are in inches and refer to product dimensions.

XS: Width 16.5" / Length 26.3"

S: Width 18.0" / Length 27.7"

M: Width 20.0" / Length 28.7"

L: Width 22.0" / Length 29.7"

XL: Width 24.0" / Length 30.7"

2XL: Width 26.0" / Length 31.7"

3XL: Width 28.0" / Length 32.7"

Width is measured across the garment. Length is measured from the high point of shoulder.

Please check the size chart before ordering.